The girls had hot dogs for dinner tonight.
Sadie, my two-year-old, dropped her hot dog out of her bun on to the floor.
Me: OH! You dropped your wienie!
Me, Sadie and Aubrey, my seven-year-old, giggle as Sadie picks it up.
Aubrey: Momma, that’s funny because there are two types of wienies…
Me: WHO NEEDS KETCHUP??
No DNA test necessary. She’s mine.