Emma just ran up to me and screamed, “HELP! My sthisther is twying to kill me!”
Aubrey Said: Pinata
We are having a small family party for Aubrey’s fifth birthday and she has been enthusiastically discussing all the details. She is having some trouble deciding between an ice cream cake, a chocolate layer cake and cupcakes but is sure she wants a “Princess Pirate” theme. While I was cleaning the kitchen after lunch she asked sweetly, “Mommy can I please have a pagina for my birthday?”
Me: A WHAT?
Aubrey: You know a pahina…like Emma had.
Me: Ohhhh, a PINATA!
Aubrey: That’s what I said!
Recipe: French Onion Soup
Had a hankering for some French Onion Soup today, and did what I usually do- took what looked good from several recipes and combined them. Props to Amy Grice from Jasper Alabama, for the basis of this recipe…it was just what I wanted.
1 quart beef broth
2 large vidalia onions sliced thin
1/4c butter
1 1/2 tsp salt
pepper to taste
1/8c sugar for browning onions
2 T flour
1 bay leaf
2 tsp Worcestershire sauce
1 T balsamic vinegar
1/4 c red wine
1/2 tsp dried thyme
Croutons:
Good bread…I used sliced sourdough
Parmesan (kind in the can is fine)
mozzarella cheese
Slice onions very thin, and cook SLOWLY in butter until caramelized. (This requires PATIENCE.) Add salt, pepper and sugar as onions start to brown. Once caramelized add flour and stir to coat onions and cook flour. Add liquids, and simmer soup. Add about 1/4 c of grated parm to soup while cooking.
Croutons: Slice bread, and SMOTHER with grated Parmesan and mozzarella. Place under broiler until bubbly and brown. Place one crouton in a bowl and cover with soup. Your welcome.
NOTE: I will be using LOW SODIUM everything next time, as I now cannot consume enough water!! It was worth it though!
Overheard
Random bits of conversation I’ve overheard Aubrey say to Emma today.
“Why did you put the soap in the toilet?”
“Here, let me help you do a handstand…”
“Hey, for my birfday party can I borrow your earrings? I fink they’ll look cute on me.” (Neither of them have pierced ears…)
“Pretend I’m a mouse and you’re going to get me…”
Guest Blogger: Kevin from Alabama
I got this story from Kevin, a high-school friend of mine. It made me laugh out loud! Here it is, with his permission:
“The other night my wife, Brook wanted to film our three-year old, Ella, saying her prayers. Ella went through,”Now I lay me down to sleep…” prayer as her mommy recorded. As the prayer concluded, Ella popped up in front of the running camera, lifted her shirt and said, “Look at my nipples!” Somehow, we went from sweet prayers to Girls Gone Wild in seconds flat! The future for my little girl scares me!”
Sounds to me like Kevin and Brook had better steer clear of church camp in Ella’s teenage years!
Have a story you want to share? Email me at zebandrobin@hotmail.com
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