Robin's Chicks

Nudge The Nest & Pray They Fly

Sadie Chews Gum

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…with 2 1/2 teeth. I have no idea and I’m scared to guess where she actually acquired said gum. And once again, please disregard my obnoxious Mommy voice.

Aubrey Said: Cut the Cheese

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Here is just one of the many entertaining conversations I participated in with Aubrey (5) and her best friend Elizabeth (7) on our way home from school this week.

E: Mrs Robin, this boy in my class cuts the cheese in the lunchroom ALL the time!
Me: Ew! Gross! Does he get in trouble?
E: No. Nobody tells on him.
A: He cuts cheese? Why doesn’t his Mommy cut it for him at home?
(Elizabeth doubled over with laughter.)
E: THE cheese, Aubrey! It means he tooted.
A: He tooted when he cut the cheese? (confused face)
E: (still giggling) No! It means he tooted….cutting the cheese means somebody tooted!
A: OOOOOHHH! Gross! Why does he toot at lunch?

We got home and all the girls were playing together. Aubrey came running into the kitchen and yelled, “Momma! Sadie cut the chicken!”

Me: Huh?
Aubrey: It MEANS she’s got a pant load.

Mommy Tips

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Sometimes, you can bathe your baby with a baby wipe instead of giving them an actual bath. They may not be clean, but they will smell better and the baby wipe will remove all the crusty spots so that other moms don’t judge you when you drop your older kids off at school.