Inspired by The Queen herveryownself Jill Conner Browne, who has been having some quite heelarious blog contests, lately,(which I have YET to win) and one of my very bestest friends Amy, who posted as her Facebook status, “Real moms don’t shower,” I introduce to you: “Real moms…”
All YOU have to do is fill in the blank, it can be funny or sweet.
ex. Real moms can’t remember when they shaved their legs.
Real moms understand baby lotion commercials are a ploy to trick you into having kids so you’ll buy their stupid lotion.
Got it? Good.
Each comment will enter you for a chance to win a fabulous prize that I’m going to pick out from one of my favorite stores here in town called Mississippi Gift, they carry local pottery, yummy treats and all kinds of fun stuff. Who knows what you could end up with? Contest ends Friday, July 2nd!
Each comment is an entry so if you have more than one post them separately. Entertain me, ladies!!!
Real moms shrug when someone asks them what that spot is on their shirt. (Because it is most likely spit up, yogurt, peas….)
Real moms save the extra trip to the trash can and just eat the piece of cracker or leftover grape they find on the living room floor.
Real mom resist the urge to say yes after saying no & think first before saying no, when it could have been a yes in the first place.
Ooo good one, Liza!!!
I like Kimberly's. Because I do that probably a little too often. I can't think of anything witty, so I'll just say what happened to me a thousand times in the grocery store today. Real moms roll their eyes when their kid throws a paci on the floor and a stranger picks it up and says "oh, want me to go wash this off for you?" No you idiot, I want you to stick it back in my kid's mouth so he stops making that noise.
Real moms have purses the size of a suit case like they are ALWAYS going on vacation, no matter how old their children get. LOL
Real moms get peed on.
Real mom's don't have perfect children, know it, and don't pretend they do!
Gena James
Real moms know when to call for back-up.
I like Susan's. And sometimes we get pooped on too
Real moms know that it is okay to call their bestfriends and cry because it is so FREAKING hard!
I could do this all night!!!
Real moms know that we should should nap when our children nap.
Real Moms catch every flu, cold or bug that comes in the back door. Because if you don't, then you're not hugging and kissing enough.
Real Moms find peanut butter under their fingernails and in their hair.
The kitchen table one kills me! I lean more to the dust buster, but still, same thing. Ha!
Real moms thank the Lord that it's not THEIR kid that's screaming and pitching a fit in a store.
Real mom's end up eating the crust of the PB&J's, calling it lunch.
Real moms know exactly how many minutes until naptime/and or bedtime!
Real moms don't flinch when they pull a wallet dripping with milk out of a purse because someone wanted to save their breakfast for later.
Real moms desperately and passionately know exactly what that quote is talking about that says how the days drag on while the years fly by.
Real moms let their kids play in the bath tub while they sit on the floor with their laptop so they can catch up on Facebook.
Real moms don't shave that much!
Real Moms might be late getting to lots of places, but they are ALWAYS on time for drop-off at Mother's Morning Out.
Real Moms know that the most important household income is love, and the most important investment you can make is in your child's upbringing.
Real Moms have the tv on way more than 1 hour a day.
Real Moms know that the statement "Honey, the kids are asleep," is probably the only foreplay they'll get for the next 18 years.
Real moms don't flinch to use the inside bottom of their own shirt to wipe their kids nose when a spontaneous sneeze happens without a tissue around. I know … Gross.
OMG! Paige!! I may have just herniated something I laughed so hard!!
real mom's don't mind showering with 2 barbies, 1 mermaid, 2 balls and a variety of sea creatures.
Real Moms drain the dinner vegetables and use the steam for a facial. My pores are steamed more today than ever before. I call it the Beta Carotene glow.
Real moms avoid using their children’s bathroom to avoid the yucky mess they know is there and also so they can continue to deny that it needs cleaning.