Nikki Knepper Proposed to Me on Twitter Cuz We Both Like Big Butts

First of all– HI! How are ya? How was Chrimuh? Happy New Year! Etc, etc. I peaced out of the blogosphere right before my 35th birthday (best one yet!) and spent lots and lots of quality time with the fam. We went to see the Farm People for a week, stayed up late, slept late and laughed until our sides hurt.

If you missed me while I was gone then you need to friend me on FB, follow me on Twitter and Instagram! Even when I take a vacation from blogging I’m still running my virtual mouth somewhere.

And on that note, I’m sure you want to know why the Queen of Cussin’, founder of Moms Who Drink and Swear, was so filled with love and adoration for me that she proposed to me on the Twitter.

Nikki and I are both gluten-free so on occasion we share recipes or products we like with each other. I was shopping at Walmart earlier this week when Nikki texted me about her lunch. Here’s what had happened:

I know you want to see the video. So here. You’re welcome. And I’m sorry. I really can’t believe Zeb lets me leave the house looking this sexy…

And she didn’t. She just tweeted me this late last night…

I said, “Yes.”