Zebulicious has been out-of-town since yesterday, so this is Day 2 of solo bedtime duty. I made the mistake of posting this on Facebook earlier:
She did all of that. Aubrey “couldn’t find” any of her school clothes and wanted me to “help” her. Translation= do it for her because she didn’t feel like it. Before I could even respond Emma said, “I’ll help you.” She laid out their clothes, put pajamas on Sadie and picked up around the den. My heart swelled with love for that little peanut.
I was excited about getting the girls in bed and getting to watch The Bachelor while following Jennifer Weiner’s live Tweets without shame or judgment from the Hubster, since he won’t be home until later tonight. I sent the girls to brush their teeth, picked up in the kitchen for a few minutes then almost had a heart attack when THIS walked into the kitchen.
As I may or may not have mentioned, Zebulicious and I have been watching A HELLA lot of The Walking Dead and I am the biggest scaredy cat of all time ever. So when I say my heart STOPPED for a few seconds. I mean to say– IT STOPPEDED. Then this happened:
I almost died laughing when right after I called Emma in the room I overheard Sadie say to Aubrey, “I know, wight??” Then she toots and tells us all about it.
I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried.
I’m not bragging about my kids anymore on the Internetz. POUNDSIGN: I’m a liar.
If Emma’s careers as an assassin and/or cat burglar don’t pan out, I’d say she’s got a future as a makeup artist.
I AM LAUGHING MY BUTT OFF… not at this, though this is hilarious. I’m laughing more at the interaction between these girls. The image it gives me is a fast forward of, uh, about ten years. Girl, it’s going to be hell in your house! LOLOLOLOLOLOL
I know, wight??
Wight!
Start stocking up on ther prozak now! 10 years from now – heck more like 5 the hormones start kicking in earlier and earlier with girls. I raised 3 very similar girls…..have fun and enjoy every minute cause it’s really quiet once they start flying the coop
HILARIOUS!!!
And my hubby would like 4 of those. No friggin way!!! LOL
Don’t be mad, but I am so impressed with how well Emma executed that look. :}
I agree with Kimberly. I think she really did a very impressive job on the make-up! And I am pretty sure her time was limited, so she works well under pressure! ;o)
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Hysterical. She looks like the little girl from the opening scene when Rick’s at the gas station!
I know the feeling, I woke up this morning to a 2 year old covered in blue nail polish ‘cos she wanted to paint her toes.
BTW I love your accent!
AMAZEBALLS. I could party with those girls.
(ps, i’m also the middle of three sisters…she completes me)