Note the ergonomic & streamlined design.
Also that is not the same purple shirt I had on two days ago at Sonic Punch-Me-In-The-Face Hour. I swear on my life. And HONESTLY– if I’m going to put pictures of myself on the internet looking THAT sexy, do you really think I’d care enough to lie about wearing a clean shirt?
Glad to know I’m not the only one with a constantly naked toddler.