Real thing that just happened.
Emma (5yo) runs into the kitchen and yells: Momma, I was just sitting on the toilet and Aubrey (7yo) was trying to pull my tooth out but Daddy said it wasn’t ready yet and I should just go to bed.
Sadie (3yo) runs screaming incoherently through the kitchen naked. She circles the room twice before going to the bathroom to retrieve her string cheese which she dropped in the tub while bathing.
Sadie: PEEL IT Momma. Peel it!
Me: I don’t WANT TO FEEL IT.
Make them go to sleep. Please.
Don’t ya just love how they make our lives more …. oh shall we say, interesting? ha ha ha ha!! Gotta love ’em!