One of my very favorite things to do is listen to my girls talk to each other when they don’t know I’m listening. You might call it eavesdropping, but really I was cooking dinner (I’m posting that recipe later cuz it was AMAZING) and they were sitting at the kitchen table talking and playing.
Emma (5) was playing on my iPhone. “Hey Aubwey, you wanna see Justin Beaver?”
Aubrey (7) didn’t even look up from her drawing, “Yeah, sure. I just drew him under a rainbow, with girl hair and a unicorn.”
I stifled a laugh so hard that it physically hurt when I snorted.
Aubrey looked up at me. “You wanna see it?”
Do. I. Ever.
“The Dumb Justin”
“I hate me”
Aubrey went on to tell me that her best friend told her that The Beaver is in jail because, “He was drunk in the car.” I’m pretty sure she has no idea what drunk even means.
I couldn’t make this stuff up if I tried.
Stephanie says
O.M.G. I laughed so hard I almost wet my pants. We know Justin Beaver at our house too!
Baby, baby, baby, oooooohhhhh
It’s like baby, baby, baby, ooooohhhhhh
It’s like………
On and on and on and on……..
Robin says
He’s a catchy little booger. And even Google cannot convince her he didn’t go to jail.
Nicole Knepper says
justin beaver, unicorns and rainbows. these are just a few of my favorite things. love this.
Robin says
You’d fit right in over here. It’s all rainbows, unicorns and wine drinking…
A Morning Grouch says
Hahah! That is awesome. I keep a tally on pros/cons of having children. +1 for eavesdropping and hearing crazy shit like that! Thanks for sharing.
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Robin says
My kids BRING the random. I love listening to them.