As if the Goldfish Massacre of 2010 wasn’t enough evidence. I do not need a pet. I have three kids. Two of which are think they are animals.
Sadie the Cockerspaniel.
Emma the Alley Cat. (The really mean kind that hisses and spits and digs through garbage cans.)
Are your kids housebroken? (Mine are NOT.)
Also I am SORRY that I am not smart enough to TURN MY PHONE the other way so that you can see more. Sorry. I’ll try to do better.
