My children are back from a sleepover. (THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU to my friend who VOLUNTARILY took all three of my kids. She may never do it again, or have children her-own-self now– but last night and this morning were quiet and wonderful.)
I just cooked lunch for my family with the goal of getting everyone’s belly full and sleepy as I attempt to thwart the dreaded Sleepover Hangover. I was just standing here minding my own bidnass when Aubrey said, “Momma, when will I be old enough to skydive??”
Me: WHAAAAAAAA?
Aubrey: When will I be old enough to SKYDIVE?
Me: When you are old enough to pay your own bills and carry your own health insurance.
Please someone explain to me where THAT came from…
Don’t forget our fun Mama Says contest going on now!! FIVE winners!!
The correct answer is NEVER!!!!!!!
Did I win yet? Is this a ‘relevant’ comment? Just pick me! And I usually read this in my feed reader (do I sound like I know what I’m talking about? I do not) so I never saw before that you have a thingie that says “like me- don’t lick me.” What if someone licks you? Ew. Don’t lick me either.
Am I the winner? Can I win a thousand dollars instead? That would work better for me right now…
What about parasailing? It is much safer and cooler since you are in a boat and then over water! Parasailing is on mine and momma’s bucket list! Come join us when we go!