Sadie is a little over two-years-old and a lot funny. The child speaks in complete sentences and has a sense of humor.
When I asked her tonight if she wanted to go to bed she said, “NO Wobin, I’m not weady yet.”
Mmm-kay.
When I tried to put her down for a nap yesterday she said, “I not get in my bed. I wanna go in da wibbin woom.” (Living room.)
When she pointed to a mole on my leg tonight and asked me, “What’s dat Momma?”
I said, “A mole.”
She pretended to gag.
I almost peed my pants.
Tonight, I was brushing her teeth and as soon as I put her Elmo toothbrush in her mouth she grimaced. “Ewwww, dat toofpaste tastes wike poo-poo.”
I didn’t almost pee my pants.
What’s the last thing one of your kids said that made you remember you could use a bladder tack?
Ok, I'll tell you, but I'm gonna use it in a blog post too…so you have to promise to laugh twice.
Tonight, I teased Thing One that I would live with him when he's an adult. He said, "Nu-uh…cause if you try that, I'll take you to the nursing home and tell you, 'This is my home…I live with all these old people.'"
I was driving when we had this conversation…and almost peed my pants anyway.
My kids make me laugh all the time. My 6-year-old tried to insist that St Patrick must have been a leprechaun and my 4-year-old calls floss a toothpick every single night.
The other night we were having lemonaid and my youngest became very concerned. "We aren't drinking pee are we?" Luckily I corrected him before my older kids told him we were.
I LOVE IT!