This morning I was driving Emma to school when she piped up from the backseat, "Momma does it smell stinky to you?"
I took a deep breath, the air did smell of exhaust and maybe a little skunky.
Me: Yeah, I guess it does.
Emma: Heehee! That's cause I pooted Momma!!
I burst out laughing.
Me: Girl, you ain't right!
Emma: But Momma!! I AM right cause I DID poot.
For reals– she ain't right.