My best friend, Sister Wife, aka Crunchy Yogurt Organic Whole Grain Momma, decided to be a real smart aleck during our tailgating party on Saturday and pour Coke in my baby’s bottle. I realize I’ve wooed myself into her children’s good graces via Cheetos, slushies and the occasional Fruit Roll-Up I pack in Aubrey’s lunch box for Sister Wife’s son, but this was extreme. Especially for someone who only buys organic milk.
Don’t worry. Sister Wife’s baby, who has been off the bottle for months (what a quitter, no bottle at 18 months. PSHAW I say to you!) was toting her veddy own Coke bottle faster than you could say, “Silver amalgam fillings.”
I'm so confused. Did she do this on purpose? I'm starting to think twice about leaving my daughter alone with you two! It starts with coke in her baby bottle and next thing I know the three of them will be selling meth on the streets… oh the shame!
Hey Britney!
My partner and I really enjoyed reading this blog post, I was just itching to know do you trade featured posts? I am always trying to find someone to make trades with and merely thought I would ask.
@Anonymous send me an email with your blog address and I'll check it out and see if it's something I'm interested in. robinschicks(at)gmail(dot)com
Thanks for reading and as long as you give me credit, talk about my blog and post a link back to me you are welcome to share my posts on your blog!
Robin