We are at the beach and having some potty issues. Namely, that my kids don’t understand that perfect strangers don’t want to hear about their potty issues. My kids have no shame, I guess they came by that honestly, and part of the whole situation is just that they are being kids.
Aubrey tooted in the hot tub and announced to an older couple who were lounging across the way, “Oh, excuse me! I tooted!” Then started to launch into her own personal experience of The Loudest Toot she ever personally made, herownself. Thankfully, Shuggie was there, had heard the story before and interrupted.
Emma’s potty fascination came the other evening when I made her blow her nose and she tooted. She told everyone in the condo, separately, “Hey! Did you know I can blow my nose and toot at the same time?” As far as I know everyone knows this…ever sneezed in public and Uh-oh?!
You are hilarious.
And I'm so serious, if our kids end up at Auburn University together and taking a liking to each other… we're in trouble. The world is in trouble!
Robin,
I just love your stories. Being a mother, even your "short" stories say so much.
I can't wait to hear you talk at FUMC in December.
Beth