So I haven’t talked about this at all yet but I figure, what the hell, I’m going to spill it eventually anyway…so here goes.
I’ve been really sick for the last few weeks. Nausea, hot flashes, stomach cramps. Lots of fun. I peed on a couple of sticks, just to make sure God wasn’t playing a joke a me, and scheduled an appointment with my doctor to have my hormone levels checked. Early menopause and ovarian cancer run in my family and I didn’t want to play around.
I went to see an OBGYN in Jackson to make sure my hormone levels were o-kiz–zay. Whilst in the waiting room I got a phone call from my family doctor informing me that my liver enzymes were high and I needed to have a gallbladder and liver ultrasound. With the help of google and my medical knowledge (I’m an RN) I convinced myself that I was dying by the time I got in the exam room.
I was blubbering like an idiot by the time the doctor walked into the room. Here’s where things get really fun. Do you know what people think when you are 32 years old and have elevated liver enzymes? They think you are either a) an alcoholic b) an IV drug user or c) a ho who has contracted hepatitis.
I have never been a heavy drinker and for varied reasons, I have literally gone YEARS without having or wanting a drink. I do LOVE me some wine and enjoy a glass or two a week under normal circumstances. But for the last month I’ve been exercising, and eating right and trying to lose weight so I gave up alcohol all together. Too many empty calories.
Here is my convo with my new doctor:
Me: (blubbering)
Doc: How many drinks would you say you have in a day?
Me: I haven’t had a drink AT ALL in weeks. I’m trying to lose weight.
(I can totally see it all over her face that she now thinks I’m in withdrawals because I am obviously a big fat alcoholic.)
Doc: So you wouldn’t say you wake up in the morning wanting a drink?
Me: NO! (more crying)
Doc: Have you ever participated in IV drug use?
Me: (more crying) NO!
Doc: How many sexual partners have you had in your life?
Me: I’VE BEEN MARRIED SINCE I WAS 19!!! (I realize she is just doing her job, but for. The. Love.)
She smiles sheepishly, leans forward and asks, “Do you feel like you want to hurt yourself or someone else?”
Me: (thinking YOU!) No….(sniffling continues)
After a full panel of blood work I’ve been cleared of hepatitis, pregnancy (hallelujah) and various other ailments. After grandly flunking a HIDA-scan, all signs point towards my gallbladder. (It’s VERY common for women my age, who have had multiple pregnancies and have taken birth control pills to have gallbladder problems. Google it and see.) I’m meeting with a GI specialist next week, and who knows what he’ll have to say.
But I wanted to let y’all know what’s been going on for several reasons:
1) Y’all are my peeps and I covet your prayers.
2) I wanted you to know why I’m not blogging at the same pace you are used to, AND
3) This whole blog is about a real, true experience in motherhood. The good, the bad, the ugly, the hilarious. If I’m not truthful and honest about everything then what’s the point? If you wanted to watch “The Perfect Mom,” who does everything right, and never has a bad day you could go watch old episodes of Jon and Kate Plus 8.
My Momma is here taking care of kids and as always Sister Wife has my back and my husband is da bomb.com (don’t forget ladies, I will take my earrings off and THROW down Walker County style for him,) and my new friends here in Mississippi have been amazing, whisking kids off to church and just helping us get by.
I’m very optimistic, although extremely annoyed that it’s taking so long to get to the bottom of things. God is in control and I have no doubt that this is just a bump in the road.
Susan Mitchell says
Girl, go ahead and schedule yourself for a lap chole. 😉 I hate that you've had such a rough time, and I hope you get to feeling better very soon.
Robin says
Thanks! I wish somebody would take the little bastard out! I'm not sure why they haven't already?
Ronnica says
Glad you've had so much help (on many different levels) to help you through this!
wantonactsofwriting says
They need to take it out. You must insist on it! Trust me. I just had mine out on Sunday and my sister just had hers out a couple weeks ago (don't ask, we're not sure about the weirdness either). This seems to be plaguing a lot of women these days. Get a surgeon who will take it out! I plopped myself in the ER (granted I could barely walk at that point) until they admitted me and took it out!
Robin says
I really think it's birth control pills. Google gallbladder disease and birth control pills!
Andrea Goto says
How is it that you make me laugh AND worry about you all in one blog post? Keep us informed. Thinking of you and hoping for lots of health!! (And here I thought you were going to say you were preggers…).
xoxo,
Andrea
Anne Flanagan says
Oh Robin, I didn't know!!!! Forgive me for not coming to help. I'll have to stop by and see what I can do, and also visit with Shuggie.
Debbi says
Sorry that things have been so rough, but glad you are in a place where there is support from family and friends. I'll pray for you during this time.
Kimberly says
Sounds like you are stocked up on laughs and good support systems. I just know this will all be in ok in the end. Praying still.
I can't believe that about the connection with birth control pills. Upsetting.
Love the new pics on your blog.
angie says
Oh dear goodness, girl! Clearly, I read this *after* the email I sent you this morning. Please take care of yourself! Thanks for keeping us informed. xoxo
cindolla says
Wish I was there to help you out. But one thing I can do and will do is pray for you. Get Well Soon. love you bunches.
Ashley says
Glad you are in good hands Robin. Feel better.