Aubrey Said: Rusty Teef

Aubrey and Emma are supposed to be in the bed. Aubrey just came running into the room yelling, “MOMMA! I have to tell you something that Emma is doing that she is NOT supposed to do!”
Me: (sigh) What?
Aubrey: She’s eating pizza.
Me: In the bed?
Aubrey: NO! She sneaked into the kitchen and didn’t even tell me!
Me: I don’t really care, honey. If she’s still hungry, it’s fine.
Aubrey: MOM-MA! You HAVE to care! Her teef will get rusty!
Me: Fine. Tell her to brush her teeth when she gets done.