Yesterday I picked Aubrey (5) up from school and she started talking before the car door even shut behind her.
A: MOMMA! We had a PANIC at recess today!
Me: You did? What happened?
A: We saw a mommy bee poop out a baby bee!
Me: Huh?
A: WE SAW A MOMMY BEE POOP OUT A BABY BEE!
Me: No you didn’t.
A: Ok, I didn’t.
Me: Really?
A: No, I was kidding you. We really did. I guess bees just really like to do it in the Spring?
I gulped back some bile, turned up the movie that was playing in the backseat for my 3-year-old and her best friend, and asked, “Do WHAT, Aubrey?”
A: Poop their babies out! Gah!
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Found you on The Lady Bloggers Society. I am so looking forward to the conversations I will have with my son. This was precious
What Robin you didnt know they like to do it in the Spring?!?!?!
Hi Dani!! Nice to meet you! Aubrey SCARES me sometimes, I'm always the one with my mind in the gutter, though!
And Sara, I KNOW that I just didn't realize AUBREY knew that!
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Too funny! I busted out laughing! I'm surprised that Aubrey knew that, too! What are they teaching her at school?
OMG! Aubrey is soooo funny! ROFL