Last night I was working on my manuscript, polishing it up again before I send it back to my agent. Aubrey was standing beside me, covertly reading over my shoulder, she pointed to a phrase on the screen and asked, “What does that say, Momma?”
“You can read, honey. What do you think it says?”
“No you tell me.” She said very seriously.
I leaned over and whispered in her ear, “Don’t tell Emma but it says ‘poo-poo head’.”
Her mouth fell open and she stared at me in shock. “Momma that is NOT nice, you’d better not put that on your blog.”
“It’s not on the blog, it’s in my book…”
“DADDY!!! Momma said ‘poo-poo head’ in her book!”
“Aubrey! I told you not to say anything.”
“I’m sorry Momma, but that’s just not nice. I had to tell on you.”
That is the best! Gotta love it when our kids call us out. Happens to me all the time.
I want to win!!
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