I was in my bathroom getting dressed today and Aubrey was following me from room to room just chattering away:
Aubrey: Hey, nice panties Momma!
Me: Um, thanks. (I chunked every pair of underwear that I couldn’t remember buying…) They’re a little bit big.
Aubrey: (cackling) Are they big enough for Daddy?
Me: (cackling with her) I don’t know about that!
Aubrey: (now wheezing she is laughing so hard!) What if Daddy wanted to wear your panties Momma? Would that be so funny? All the guys at work would laugh at him if he wore your panties!
I agreed between gasps of air and stomach cramps that “the guys at work” was most definitely find that humorous!