While I’ve been hanging out with a sick Emma this afternoon Aubrey has been outside with her daddy. She came in a little while ago and patted her pocket and said, “I gotta dog bisthcuit in here.”
Me: You do? What are you going to do with it?
Aubrey: I’m going to take it to Mr Jerry’s house and feed it to Belle.
A few minutes later she walked back in the door.
Me: Did you give Belle the dog biscuit?
Aubrey: Yep. She totally barfed it up on the carpet though. It wasth stho gwoss.
Oops, sorry neighbor.