Emma was just sitting in my lap chattering away when she balled her tiny fist, hit herself in the head and said, ” I punch you in the head, heeheehee!”
Me: Where did you learn that?
Emma: My grandmudder named Shuggie just say dat to me.
Me: No she didn’t.
Emma: Yes, her did.
Me: You want to call her and tell her that?
Emma: No, I not.
Now THAT's funny! Emma's a mess.
Ohhhh no she di'unt!!!